Mitch McConnell and, uh… Harry Reid? One is a Democrat or something? The other guy is a Republican. Jesus, I hate this shit.

Mitch McConnell and, uh… Harry Reid? One is a Democrat or something? The other guy is a Republican. Jesus, I hate this shit.

I’m really disappointed, internet. I haven’t seen a single ‘Sudden Death in Carolina” joke yet. You fuckers make me do all the work. Someone’s the new number one chalk outline on the floor.

I’m really disappointed, internet. I haven’t seen a single ‘Sudden Death in Carolina” joke yet. You fuckers make me do all the work. Someone’s the new number one chalk outline on the floor.

Mikull Bluumberg-Felpz announced he will not be running for the Presidency in 2016. He will instead be training for the Olympics. 

Mikull Bluumberg-Felpz announced he will not be running for the Presidency in 2016. He will instead be training for the Olympics. 

Putin’s divorce was just recently finalized.

Putin’s divorce was just recently finalized.

I took this photo at the mall yesterday during a Black Friday sale.

I took this photo at the mall yesterday during a Black Friday sale.

I like the sound of Scotty Pop Walker rolling in the broken glass.

I like the sound of Scotty Pop Walker rolling in the broken glass.

Quentin Cruz and Uma Bachmann accept some award for some bullshit performance or some shit.

Quentin Cruz and Uma Bachmann accept some award for some bullshit performance or some shit.

Look out. Chris Christie Dog is pissed because he lost to the gays. Try to guess which fat folds are the man’s and which are the dog’s.
EDIT:
Holy crap. Tumblr just informed me that this is my 50th post, and that I’m a pimp and a superstar. I’m glad you all find my art as relevant and tasteful as I do. Thank you all for your support through these tough times. Thanks for never reaching out to me to hire me for graphic design jobs. Thanks for never suggesting ideas to me (unless you are a Canadian who suggested the Plaidimir Putin). I love you all forever.

Look out. Chris Christie Dog is pissed because he lost to the gays. Try to guess which fat folds are the man’s and which are the dog’s.

EDIT:

Holy crap. Tumblr just informed me that this is my 50th post, and that I’m a pimp and a superstar. I’m glad you all find my art as relevant and tasteful as I do. Thank you all for your support through these tough times. Thanks for never reaching out to me to hire me for graphic design jobs. Thanks for never suggesting ideas to me (unless you are a Canadian who suggested the Plaidimir Putin). I love you all forever.

all this time you thought you were getting the truth from Alex Jones, but in reality it was BARACK OBAMA tho whole time. We’re screwed

all this time you thought you were getting the truth from Alex Jones, but in reality it was BARACK OBAMA tho whole time. We’re screwed