Look out. Chris Christie Dog is pissed because he lost to the gays. Try to guess which fat folds are the man’s and which are the dog’s.
Holy crap. Tumblr just informed me that this is my 50th post, and that I’m a pimp and a superstar. I’m glad you all find my art as relevant and tasteful as I do. Thank you all for your support through these tough times. Thanks for never reaching out to me to hire me for graphic design jobs. Thanks for never suggesting ideas to me (unless you are a Canadian who suggested the Plaidimir Putin). I love you all forever.